Trey Gowdy has requested permission from the White House to grant him the necessary conditions so that he would be able to do his job well. However, that permission has been denied for 5 years. The biggest obstacle that his job as a congressional investigator presents is security clearance. And …
Read More »Brett Kavanaugh Casts Deciding Vote, Ends 9th Circuit Court Reign of Terror On Key Issue
President Trump just got some great news as the Supreme Court, with Brett Kavanaugh casting the deciding vote, just ended the liberal 9th circuit court’s reign of terror. Trump has complained about the runaway court as it has bloked many of Trump’s actions in the executive branch. The court went …
Read More »Rudy Giuliani Suffers Massive Stroke – Doctors ‘Not Very Hopeful’ About His Chances
Rudy Giuliani was in the President’s limo this morning on his way to the Treasury to file an Amicus brief when he suffered what doctors are calling a “massive stroke.” Giuliani, who is known to have little mini-strokes all the time, is in a vegetative state at Walter Lashley Dembrowski …
Read More »Legendary Conservative Actor Robert Redford Dead at 82
It was a sad day in America, as famed actor, Robert Redford, has died of complications from the rare Kartoffel-Patate disease. Redford was a juggernaut of the silver screen, starring in several films spanning several decades. He is the recipient of multiple awards including multiple Oscars. There was truly no …
Read More »Democrat Speaker Just Got Arrested – Charged With Stunning, Lewd Accusation
Boy, oh boy. The Democrats really don’t know how to stop giving us news, eh? Do you know what you get when you combine a corrupt Democrat with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton. Oh, we kid, we kid. To be fair, not all Democrats are corrupt (mostly because not all …
Read More »Trump Drops Bomb, Says “It Will All Start Coming Out Soon”
On Tuesday, President Trump warned the Obama Administration in a tweet. ““Someone should call Obama up. The Obama Administration spied on a rival presidential campaign using Federal Agencies. I mean, that seems like a headline to me?” @TuckerCarlson It will all start coming out, and the Witch Hunt will end. …
Read More »AOC Loses Congressional Seat After Census Results
To the delight of many potatriots and conservative human lint rollers online and in nursing homes everywhere, news has broken that thanks to what are probably overblown, if not dickheadedly twisted reports from the usual Newsmax and Fox News simpletons, Representitive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will lose her position completely, thanks to …
Read More »Malia Obama Admits She’s ‘Not Related’ To Ex-Pres Barack
Malia Obama was with friends recently, having a blueberry latte and a hazelnut scone in Chicago, when she dropped a major bombshell: She said she’s “not related” to Barack Obama, former president and p[osibly a Muslim. The news spread after someone sitting within earshot texted her friend, Miranda, who immediately …
Read More »Malia Obama Arrested Again, Complete Media Blackout
The Obama family is royalty as far as the liberal media is concerned. Not only did they not mention Malia Obama’s arrest in 2016 for providing her little sister’s Girl Scout troop with “enough whip-its to drop a team of well-kept alpacas,”, but they failed to report Malia Obama’s bloogie …
Read More »Playboy Model Who Had ‘Evidence of Elite Pedophile Ring’ Found Dead
A Playboy model who uncovered evidence of an international elite pedophile ring has been found dead just weeks after publicly stating that she was fearing for her life and would “never commit suicide.” Model and actress Natacha Jaitt, 41, said that if she was found dead in suspicious circumstances it …
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