Legendary Conservative Actor Robert Redford Dead at 82

It was a sad day in America, as famed actor, Robert Redford, has died of complications from the rare Kartoffel-Patate disease. Redford was a juggernaut of the silver screen, starring in several films spanning several decades. He is the recipient of multiple awards including multiple Oscars. There was truly no …

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AOC Loses Congressional Seat After Census Results

To the delight of many potatriots and conservative human lint rollers online and in nursing homes everywhere, news has broken that thanks to what are probably overblown, if not dickheadedly twisted reports from the usual Newsmax and Fox News simpletons, Representitive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will lose her position completely, thanks to …

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Malia Obama Arrested Again, Complete Media Blackout

The Obama family is royalty as far as the liberal media is concerned. Not only did they not mention Malia Obama’s arrest in 2016 for providing her little sister’s Girl Scout troop with “enough whip-its to drop a team of well-kept alpacas,”, but they failed to report Malia Obama’s bloogie …

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