Nancy Pelosi Caught Using Taxpayer Money for Face Lifts

It’s been known for years that Nancy Pelosi has been getting botox and other plastic surgery procedures to keep her face supple and smooth. Of course. women of her age really should just embrace the fact that they are older, and stuff goes downhill. But, not Nancy ol’ girl. Oh no.

It’s been discovered that Pelosi has been using taxpayer funds for things like botox treatments. Even worse, she has been reimbursed for her last 15 face lifts. Yep, that’s right. You read it right here.

After a careful review of Pelosi’s office’s budget records, Associate General Sandy Batt discovered the expenditures. Used under GL Code 8854, which is listed as a “Healthcare Reimbursement” account, over $4.3 million was charged.

“The dates all match times when the speaker was out of the office. When she returned, her face was drastically different. We saw Nancy’s eyebrows go from mobile to frozen over the course of a few years. That was really the biggest proof that something was going on.”

You see, old Nance is from San Francisco, and everyone knows liberals from California spend money on frivolous things healthcare for 1.3 million children, or food to poor families, when everyone has a pair of bootstraps. These liberals always want something for nothing. Apparently, that applies to cosmetic surgery for 80-year-old women, too.

After Nancy Pelosi insulted the supreme leader of the mean girls by calling out health risks like morbid obesity while taking unapproved medications for questionable reasons, she needs to be reminded that she isn’t all that, either. So there!

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