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Nancy Pelosi’s Church Asks Her To Leave Until She ‘Finds God and Gets Help’

The Archbishop of San Fransisco had to personally call on Nancy Pelosi at her home today to ask her to not come to church anymore. The decision, which was made by the local diocese but approved by Papal Decree from Rome, is a step short of excommunication.

Archbishop Art Tubolls released this statement:

“Until Nancy can get her demons under control and stop drinking, she isn’t welcome in the Lord’s house. Last week she fell asleep and vomited all over Mrs. Kensington. The week before that she wore a pantsuit with no pants and it wasn’t long before that we were having her driven home after a fist fight at the Prayer Breakfast.

How does a person even get that drunk at 7 AM?

We’re praying she gets the help she needs.”

This isn’t the first time Pelosi has embarrassed herself with her drinking. We’ve reported on many occasions about her drunken adventures. We’ve never sourced or proven any of it, of course, because we’ve all heard the stories about how much she spent on airplane drinks.

Isn’t that enough? They were also proven not to be true, but the stories had to start somewhere. Pelosi continues to say she doesn’t drink. Maybe she boofs with Brett Kavanaugh.

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2 comments

  1. THAT IS PRETTY BAD WHEN YOUR CHURCH TELLS YOU NOT TO COME BACK TO CHURCH Of course she is a drunk!! Then look at her makeup when she is drinking and she did the makeup herself!! How about when she’s really drunk and decides she wants to talk to the press like she has done many times before!! This person is SUPPOSED to be the SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and LEADING that very IMPORTANT PART OF OUR COUNTRY!!! PELOSI IS A DISGUSTING DRUNK AND NEEDS TO BE PUT OUT OF OFFICE!! WAKE AMERICA BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!

  2. You had me going there! Needed that laugh, thank you!

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